Sean was here with about a million friends (or 5... if you want the buzz-killer facts) so it was difficult to interview him. Yours truly attempted to fight through his entourage in order to ask him some questions for this blog- but alas I was trumped by a grilled tempeh reuben and a "Sean Stalker" named Caroline. However I will do as every other tabloid does and pretend I managed to get him aside for few moments. What you are about to read next is the (not-so) "real" conversation I had with him.
ME: SEAN YOU JUST WON A $25 GIFT CARD HERE! HOW DO YOU FEEL?!
SEAN: Rain- is it alright if I call you Rain?
ME: Yes Sean it is!
SEAN: Well Rain- to answer your question it feels just amazing. Like I won the lottery- only better.
ME: WOW Sean, it sounds like you are really happy!
SEAN: I am Rain! I really am!
ME: Now Sean, it takes some dedication to build up those points as high as you did. A lot of eating here had to be done! What kept you coming into Nature's Express?
SEAN: I must be honest- besides your witting charm and dashing smile- I came into Nature's Express because it's where I get my superpowers from.
ME: Oh please do Explain Sean!
SEAN: Well Rain since all of your food is plant-based, cooked fresh and delicious in such a happy atmosphere- it gives me my awesome SuperStrength and my SuperSuaviness.
ME: What a story Sean! I'm glad to work here and have been a part of such a great moment! Now Sean do you have any words for our readers on this blog?
SEAN: Definitely! GO TO NATURE'S EXPRESS! IT'S AMAZING, FANTASTIC ATMOSPHERE, TASTY FOOD, and of course RAIN works there so um- how could it not be incredible?
ME: There you have it folks, from the man himself- SEAN MUNDING! Thanks for answering these questions... and for all of you tuning in thanks for reading!!
(Sean's hypothetical interview was brought to you by RAIN. Nature's Express is not responsible for any bias in this article... not that there is any- it's all true right?)
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You are an über nerd and I love it. Just to get the facts straight, Munding stalks me (and also any place that has vegan cookies). I, on the other hand, come to N.E. for the delicious vegan food and for playful banter with Rain. ;P
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